Friday, October 8, 2010

Put on your PJs!

Listen up everyone! It's time for a new mental exercise, appropriate for the whole family!

By using our brand new innovative product design, the Postpone Judgment Pajamas, anyone can enjoy the infinite worlds of sovereign individuality that brings about your true innate experience as a human on planet earth! All it takes is a minute to calm down and relax, put aside nonsensical belief systems, and enjoy the pleasure of experiencing this exact moment for what it's worth. Think of yourself entering a waking dream-state where there were no absolutes that determined what your imagination might be able to entertain or negate. In a universe that afforded you with immeasurable possibilities, would you not want to exercise those potentials as best as possible? Wouldn't it be great to bring into existence, through imagination, the most ideal and utopian environments, or get rid of those harmfully controlling elements that keep the world in chains?

Well, do I ever have the product for you! And, did I mention, it comes free of charge!? Well you already have all that it takes to calm yourself into a relaxed ecstatic daydream full of untold miracles. All it takes is abandoning the ways you've done things before, just for a moment of course 'cause we're only dreaming here, and imagining something different, something better. These pajamas can bring you to a state of total uninhibited creativity where you're able to tap into the creative forces of the cosmos and bring into your life the most amazing prophecies that you, and only you, can realize in immanent experiential reality!! Only in such an altered state of consciousness can the limits of truth be extended slightly further than before. When you wear these PJs the opportunities for evolution become apparent to freely conscious entities that seek to ameliorate and reconcile their disadvantageous relationship with the ecosystem as a whole. PJs make everyone happier and healthier by letting a little bit of living room between what the individual is and what keeps the individual safe. Better balance comes from better pajamas.

All it takes is to relax your roll a little, dawg... Let it slide, and don't get too worked up. Try and take things from a more grounded level, not putting yourself higher or lower than anyone or any- thing, for that matter. No one and no- thing has absolute arbitration over your existence. This is what is revealed when you chill out in your PeeJays...

And then, something happens that calls you back to everyday reality...

an unacceptable occurrence compels reaction: Absolutisms haven taken hold of the entire world!?!? It gets very difficult to adorn the pragmatic pajamas of postponed judgment when all around one finds the melodramatic mediocrity of melancholic materialist monotheism. All of the dominating ideologies demand strict adherence or downright dismissal, anything in between considered a moralized inferiority by dogmatists.

Fuck that... There's always another path. So long as we hold that to be the closest margin of absolutes, that is, there are absolutely none to be determined by linguistic statements alone, there are infinite permutations for ideas to evolve into.

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